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Can’t stop Pete Cacadoodoo, CEO of Slurpee Co., a Dallas, TX start-up that sells premium quality manscaping gear to millennials. The enterprising founder of Slurpee, got all defensive about his recent half-baked decision to rebrand from the estab...
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October 17, 2019 DomainGang
domain bros, exact match domains, generic domains, Parody news, Pete Cacadoodoo
A group of aged and apparently dyslexic rockers are bidding on the domain name, ADCD.com on DropCatch. The obvious misspelling of ACDC has attracted several septuagenarian bidders, in hopes of grabbing their teenage idol band’s domain. “Far...
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October 1, 2019 DomainGang
ADCD.com, DropCatch, Parody news
Domain auction platform, NameJest, signed a private, exclusive pact with the devil today, handing over its domain auctions to Lucifer’s Registrar. The business to business transaction bears the Old Nick’s signature logo, twisted horns and a...
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September 27, 2019 DomainGang
NameJest, Parody news, satan, satanic domains
Domain investor and serial entrepreneur, Mike Mann, announced his latest venture earlier today. The busy domainer and drum aficionado shared news of a massive expansion of his company, DomainMarket. The focus: prime beachfront areas alongside the Flori...
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September 24, 2019 DomainGang
Deerfield beach, domain market, Parody news
President Trump‘s relentless policies on Chinese goods impose millions of dollars in tariffs. The onslaught on China is rapidly expanding, in order to ensure that the Communist Capitalism model does not spread westwards. New measures now include ...
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September 23, 2019 DomainGang
Chinese domain investors, Communist Capitalism, LL.com, LLLL.com, Parody news, Tamade Gan
Hey folks! Happy Phriday eve! It has been 3 hours since I last made a domain inquiry – lowballing, of course – and I feel like crap! Most of the year I send domain offers around the clock, 24/7. So when do I sleep, you may ask. Simply, I sc...
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September 12, 2019 DomainGang
domain spam, fuck that guy, MrLowballer, MrLowballer.com, Parody news
Hello good domainers, and salaam to all you, I salute you with open palm hand gesture, from great country of Persia! It is me, AhmetHashish Rahajani, domainer expert broker, father, aunt, and super experience for make good earnings and big sales of dom...
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September 6, 2019 DomainGang
AhmetHashish Rahajani, Parody news
Everybody and their uncle is churning out domain ebooks these days, and while no paper is wasting trees from the Amazon forest, ebooks are not as good as printed books. Popular domain investor, Dough Meiner, has announced the immediate availability of ...
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August 30, 2019 DomainGang
domain manual, Dough Meiner, how to invest in domains, Parody news
Visitors to Uniregistry.com have achieved new high scores, on its popular jumping chicken game. The browser game consists of a chicken avoiding obstacles, and is controlled with the space bar of the keyboard. Uniregistry has been installing “shin...
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August 28, 2019 DomainGang
jumping chicken game, Parody news, Uni
The US President, Donald Trump, is moving fast to acquire Greenland.com. The domain is the pride and joy of Denmark, the country that governs the gigantic icy island in the North Atlantic. Donald Trump stated on Twitter, his official channel of intergo...
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August 19, 2019 DomainGang
donald trump, Greenland.com, Parody news