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Orlando events : MERGE! reveals extremely busy speaker schedule stats

MERGE! 2017 takes place in Orlando, Florida between October 14-18; the multi-discipline conference will be attracting a wide range of professionals from several important industries. Focusing on domain name investing, brand creation and marketing, Internet law and entrepreneurial convergence, MERGE! 2017 will present the combined intellect and professional knowledge of as many as 65 speakers. […]

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Registered a hurricane Irma domain? Free returns are now possible

GoDaddy is now accepting the cancellation and refund of domain names registered during hurricane Irma. Dozens of “hurricane Irma” domains were snatched by enterprising domainers before and during the devastating hurricane that engulfed Florida. Most of these domains have no real use whatsoever. “We’re be issuing refunds for the next 30 days, if requested,” said […]

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Jesus is getting ready to save NameJet

Jesus H. Christ has been chosen as the most appropriate entity to save NameJet from current problems, according to a report. Representing a wide range of domainers who are seeking a catharsis for a recent “domain shill bidding scandal,” the Messiah was appointed to oversee the external audit process. “Jesus will be impartial, honest and […]

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Poll results : NameJet still a trustworthy domain sales venue

The poll results are in, and most domain investors whose corporate sponsors include NameJet, fully trust it as a domain auction venue. Out of 244 blogs and other content publishers in the domain and entertainment industry, NameJet advertises at 101; of that number, 95% believes NameJet is doing a great job with transparency and reliability. […]

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Honest domainer ridiculed for his domain bidding ethics

An honest domain investor was exposed and publicly ridiculed for his great ethics, while bidding on domain marketplaces. Seeking to remain anonymous due to fearing a massive industry backlash, “Honest Abe” shared his pain with us: “I never break the rules of engagement with other domainers, I’m honest to a flaw. Bidding on my own […]

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Ali Zandi : Big bucks as a NameBright banner star!

Domain broker, Ali Zandi, is once again killing it; this time around, he didn’t have to sell a single domain. After dropping a bunch of .XYZ domains, Ali needed some quick cash, and instead of brokering yet another six figure sale, he did something extraordinary. “Industry leader, DropCatch, contacted me to appear in a series […]

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DomainTools : Industry giant expanding into real life power tools

Domain industry data analysis behemoth, DomainTools, is expanding into the real world of power tools. “Data analysis from Father’s Day sales, shows that domain investors’ families spend an average of $1200 dollars annually on power tools,” said VP of Client Services, Susan Prosser. “We will be combining the best of both worlds, offering quality white […]

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Bob Parsons : Grateful that elephant didn’t land on me!

GoDaddy founder, Bob Parsons, was ecstatic and grateful after a freaky accident involving an elephant hit the wire. “Back in the day when I went safari hunting sick elephants posing danger to the natives, the entire Internet piled on me,” said Bob Parsons. “At least, I survived the hunt. I would not wanna be this […]

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