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Ali Zandi : Big bucks as a NameBright banner star!

Domain broker, Ali Zandi, is once again killing it; this time around, he didn’t have to sell a single domain. After dropping a bunch of .XYZ domains, Ali needed some quick cash, and instead of brokering yet another six figure sale, he did something extraordinary. “Industry leader, DropCatch, contacted me to appear in a series […]

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DomainTools : Industry giant expanding into real life power tools

Domain industry data analysis behemoth, DomainTools, is expanding into the real world of power tools. “Data analysis from Father’s Day sales, shows that domain investors’ families spend an average of $1200 dollars annually on power tools,” said VP of Client Services, Susan Prosser. “We will be combining the best of both worlds, offering quality white […]

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Bob Parsons : Grateful that elephant didn’t land on me!

GoDaddy founder, Bob Parsons, was ecstatic and grateful after a freaky accident involving an elephant hit the wire. “Back in the day when I went safari hunting sick elephants posing danger to the natives, the entire Internet piled on me,” said Bob Parsons. “At least, I survived the hunt. I would not wanna be this […]

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We Are Registry : Donuts rolls out new .WAR gTLD

With a new global war imminent, there’s never been a better time for dot .WAR, a new gTLD from Donuts. Citing thousands of years of human conflict, the dot .WAR gTLD embraces one of the world’s unstoppable forces, mindless fighting. “Everyone talks smack and wants to start a war, with their spouse, their neighbor, the […]

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